just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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