Im at strip club and am horny
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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