But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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