What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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