There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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