I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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