Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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