That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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