i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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