Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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