After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
tell me about the eggs
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
