I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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