you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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