talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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