don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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