So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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