So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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