Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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