No more Irish car bombs ever.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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