You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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