he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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