what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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