Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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