4 words: hood of his car
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
be right there i have to get my cape
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You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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