talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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