i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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