the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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