Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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