What did we do last night that was yellow?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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