I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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