Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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