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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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