Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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