i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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