My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
pray to the hookup gods
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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