it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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