why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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