If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
tell me about the eggs
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