I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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