? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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