I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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