Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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