i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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