thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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