I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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