break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
you never un-have a 4some
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