Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
