Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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