So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize