im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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