it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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