ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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