quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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