and next time when you feel me up, do it right
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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