I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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