I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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