Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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